WARNING: Graphic Death Story
So a 59-year-old Chinese chef decides to go out for a night of debauchery with the guys. At some point they got drunk enough that the chef dude passes out. His friends must have been pretty wasted too because someone thought it would be friggin' hilarious to cram a live eel in his rectum. Apparently, they did so head-first which ultimately resulted in his demise. As the news article states, "Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels." That's just crappy. No, wait... that bites ass.
Let's pause and see what we've learned. (1) never let your friends insert a live eel in your rectum, (2) if your buddies have a combined IQ that comes out negative do not drink with them, and finally, (3) if you have a live eel in your house/restaurant/toilet, it is not a toy.... unless it's an electric eel... then it's a helluva toy.
And it follows that I am never going out to drink with my coworkers. Ever.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, the Chopper cuts really nice . . . .