Gerbil Shirt!

If you bastards were wondering what to get each other for Christmas look no further! The folks over at TotallyAbsurd.com found a patent registered in 1999 that details a fascinating way to bring your favorite pets with you in public. It's called Gerbil Shirt and, while it's like a fun park for your furry friends, it also guarantees you'll be living in your parents basement for the rest of your life.