Report: Windows Mobile 7 Next Week?

According to a report from the Wall Street Journal, Microsoft is poised to reveal their latest monstrosity to compete with the likes of the iPhone, Android and WebOS devices. They're calling it Windows Mobile 7 and it could be demoed as early as next week. What's new? Nobody knows for sure but here are a list of things I came up with:
-Nice Simple Touchscreen User interface
-Phone Application (with free ghost dialing)
-Boot-up when turned on
-Blue screen of death wallpaper
-Inability to handle sms dates
-Bing... why the heck not?

Seriously, Microsoft, give up. Pairing Palm and Windows Mobile on my Treo Pro was like an ape humping a football which birthed a retarded hockey puck that got disowned after birth. Don't worry, though, those buttholes at Palm are still punching out the Pre and Microsoft will keep squirting phone software out their rectums.