Ever since some retarded jack-hole terrorist tried to blow up an airplane with a crotch-bomb, The folks over at Homeland Security have been sporting boners about a new technology that will allow them to scan someone by virtually stripping them nude [WARNING: NSFW]. It's the kind of technology I wish I had when I was a teenager. Even though the nudist population of old flappy-skinned grannies and white-curlied old dudes totally support the tech, I disagree. Not even a paid technician should have to see my fatass unwrapped.To that end, I had argued that if someone was so cranially deficient that their method of terror involves sewing an ignition source right next to their gonads these f*tards will find a way around the new scanner. Last week, a German television program showed one of these devices quickly identifying a Swiss army knife and a cell phone but completely MISSING the kaboom stuff. There ya go! Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea to save hundreds of millions of dollars saturating airports with these worthless devices because of the public's "privacy concerns" (and, apparently, they don't detect explosives). Now, let's get rid of the rest of them or go with the nudists and require everyone to fly naked.... wait, ewwwwww.
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