How the hell could you possibly one-up popcorn chicken? Not to be outdone, those marketing geniuses at Popeye's have either through mad science or some unholy meat-inator developed chicken that appears scoop shaped. That's right.... it's designed specifically to scoop their Blackened Ranch Dipping Sauce. Because, I mean, you can't get enough sauce to stick on a regular fried nugget, right? I'll admit that it's got all the requirements for goodness. Shaped & deep fried chicken - check, peppered ranch dressing - check. All it's missing is a sinister laugh... ba wa ha ha ha! Done.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
You Had Me At Chicken Scoop
How the hell could you possibly one-up popcorn chicken? Not to be outdone, those marketing geniuses at Popeye's have either through mad science or some unholy meat-inator developed chicken that appears scoop shaped. That's right.... it's designed specifically to scoop their Blackened Ranch Dipping Sauce. Because, I mean, you can't get enough sauce to stick on a regular fried nugget, right? I'll admit that it's got all the requirements for goodness. Shaped & deep fried chicken - check, peppered ranch dressing - check. All it's missing is a sinister laugh... ba wa ha ha ha! Done.
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