My Chop Stick Have Poor Karate

The manufacturer obviously overestimated the capabilities of my chop sticks. I followed the steps 1-3 and #3 clearly states that I can now "pick up anything!" It clearly wouldn't work on my cup of water. Other things I couldn't lift were (1) egg drop soup, (2) my chair and (3) my co-worker's car. You can't believe anything written on a package of chop sticks. What's the world coming to?