I got your nekked scanner pics!!

I'll admit I hate those stupid, intrusive body scanners. I was marginally less offended at the thought of entering one when the feds said they immediately disposed of your nekked black and white pics. Well, oops, they lied. I know, I shouldn't get my panties all in a bunch. They only use those stored images for "training purposes." I just can't understand why they keep running out of Kleenex in the screening room.

Maybe it's time to invest in some Flying Pasties! Maybe you could use foil letters to write "Not a Terrorist" across you chest. That'll get you right through Checkpoint Alpha.