Why Apple Should Clone You Online....

It's odd that I'm speaking about Apple and privacy but this may actually be a good thing. Of course, it'll probably piss off Google and others if it happens. You see, Apple has gained a patent that would help preserve your privacy by cloning your online profile and filling the clone with a bunch of false information. For instance, if you were a married man, they would clone you and fill your profile with things not related to porn and attempting to drink yourself into oblivion. I think it's a great idea.... well, that is until you realize that Apple is driving the ship that's maintaining your real and your spam personalities. Here's to hoping one of my spam profiles wasn't cloned from Charlie Sheen.