Captain, I Detect Trace Boogers...

Oh, how I've hoped for a real tricorder. It appears we're one step closer. Some folks at Tel Aviv University have developed a broad spectrum camera. That's right, it's a hyperspectrum analyzer. As soon as we can shrink this into a pocket device, I'll really be able to "see" what's in my meatloaf surprise. I'm betting it won't be as fascinating once I figure out the surprise.